10. I have to wear a sweater, a turtle neck, jeans, Cuddl Duds, and fuzzy socks to keep warm.
9. It's a dark, dreary day outside.
8. I have to make a trip across campus to the bookstore because a faculty member cannot plan ahead.
7. I have to wear heavy Doc Martin's in order to be able to stay upright as I walk on the slick sidewalks.
6. The sidewalks constitute a danger zone for everyone.
5. Grass should not crunch when you have to walk on it because the sidewalks are frozen.
4. I had to pour warm water over the car door to make it open because it's frozen.
3. People have no idea how to drive on ice, and even though I can, I really don't like to do it.
2. It's freakin' cold and will only get colder today!
1. Common sense says to stay in out of the rain, snow, or ice.
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