Friday, November 30, 2007

O Christmas Tree

Sunday night, after a very hard drive back from Batesville, I decided to put up my Christmas tree. This is a brand new tree for me. I got it the day after Christmas last year for half price. My only problem with it is the multi-colored lights. I have nothing against multi-colored lights; they just aren't as pretty to me as the simple clear lights. Anyway, my tree is multi-colored, so I'm showing a little diversity in my decorating this year. Here's my tree in all its colorful glory.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

D-MC for Heisman!

If you've been paying attention to any football this year, then you've heard of Darren McFadden. Darren is a junior running back for the Razorbacks. He's amazing, and I don't say that lightly. Last year, his campaign for the Heisman, college football's highest honor for an individual player, didn't start until the last month or so of the season and he finished in second place. With the Hogs four losses counting against him, some people do not believe he deserves this award. That's bull! He is seriously the best player in the nation. He can run, he can thrown, he can fake people out of their skin, and his stiff arm is so powerful he can knock helmets off people! Watch this:



My point with this post is we have to get Darren some votes for the Heisman. Click here and vote for Darren and show the rest of college football what he means to the Razorback fans and the game for that matter. Don't let some quarterback from Missouri or Florida beat D-MC! Forward this link on to everyone you know and hopefully we can get Darren the support he needs.
Remember, go to https://r.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/vote and vote for DARREN MCFADDEN!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

An Important Christmas Fact.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November.However Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer in late December, the beloved Reindeer, from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be Girls !

We should've known. ONLY WOMEN would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Thanksgiving

I had a blast at Thanksgiving. Meme said it was the best one she's had in a long time. I took the day off work on Wednesday and took my time driving (since I had Oliver in the car). Oliver did not handle the trip well, even though he was fully medicated and hadn't eaten since the night before. Just imagine my gigantic kitty, lying with his feet in the air, in his carrier, drugged out of his mind, meowing. It was seriously one of the funniest things I've seen him do. Other than the peeing in the car incident, he handled the trip pretty well.

Thursday was uneventful, however I did not get my post-dinner coma like I normally do. I was very sad about that too, after ingesting enough tryptophan to lay out a horse (what can I say, I love me some turkey!). Friday was great: the Hogs beat #1 LSU in Baton Rouge in triple overtime! Bring back the boot boys!


Saturday, however, brought some more drama to my life, although the morning started out with a little hairdressing for the baby. Dad decided it was time to chop down the two towering pine trees that resided at the corner of the house above my old bedroom. Since the electric company was trimming trees along our street (butchering as mom would say), he hired them to come do the job and hopefully cause the least damage. The gentlemen arrived on Saturday afternoon, and in the process of dropping the first tree, landed the tree on the power lines. The second tree was the most dangerous, since it was closest to the house. It went down with no problems. The power company came out and fixed the line (no major damage) very quickly.

Sunday was the worst drive I've had in a long time. Mom decided I needed to leave earlier than I wanted, since the weather was so bad. I made the tough decision to leave Oliver with Mom and Dad for a couple of weeks (a decision I regretted last night when I walked into my dark, lonely apartment), so I didn't have to worry about him getting sick in the back seat. Anyway, I made it home with no damage. It was a great weekend, but I sure could use a couple more days to recoop.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Here Comes Santa Claus.

Saturday night was the lighting of the Lights of the Ozarks in Fayetteville. Jamie and Rachel and I decided that after over ten years of not attending the parade and lighting ceremony, we would go. It was so much fun. The weather was perfect, in fact it was almost too warm to be lighting up the Christmas lights. But, Santa made his first appearance and everyone around was really excited. We even sang a rousing chorus of "Jingle Bells."


These pictures were taken with my phone. Sorry for the poor quality.


Saturday, November 17, 2007

Change is hard.

I was watching Oprah last night, and her show was about hoarding. This poor woman had a 3200 square foot home and enough stuff in her house to fill a 10,000 square foot warehouse. One of the psychological experts on the show said that people like to accumulate things because they don't want to let go of the past or move into new challenges with the future. Closets are the worst for hoarding because you can close the door and no one has to see what's really behind the door. Remember when we discovered Monica's secret closet?

I really took this show to heart, especially after remembering the chore it was to move Meme out of her old house. Another expert on the show said that most people become overwhelmed by the amount of clutter and don't know where to begin. Since closets are usually one of the first things you deal with in the morning, that overwhelming feeling stays with you all day and affects how you handle the rest of the day. Imagine if you feel overwhelmed within twenty minutes of waking up, then going to work where the feeling multiplies. It just doesn't go away.

So this morning, I decided it was time to de-clutter my life. And I started with my closet. My closet has been a source of problems for me over the last few years. I have this amazing walk in closet. The one gigantic problem is that the racks don't like to stay on the walls. And since I only have a small 4 drawer chest of drawers, I really don't have a lot places to put my clothes other than the closet. And apparently over the last four years, I have accumulated a ton of clothes. Well after five 30 gallon trash bags full of clothes, two paper boxes full of shoes, and two bags of trash later, I think I have uncluttered my closet. Yeah!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

A Friend Loveth at All Times

I have two guy friends that I love dearly. I was thinking about this last night. I've know Jamie for over ten years now and Evan for almost that long. I thank God every day that these two Godly men are in my life. They may have raised the bar too high for other men to meet when they enter my life. Jamie and Evan have loved me unconditionally since the first day we met. The first day I met Jamie, he was visiting Rachel while he was still in high school and we connected like long lost friends. Evan marched beside me in pregame from the very beginning of early week in band. He and I began talking that first day and never stopped. Evan and Jamie, I love you and don't know what would happen if I lost either one of you. Thank you God for bringing these two friends into my life.





Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Welcome to Facebook!

I've officially joined one of the largest on-line communities. Facebook has been around for a while, but for some reason, I've never been on it. Until recently. It's amazing what all you can find on there. Groups about political/religious views, campus life, or go out of your way to crunch that leaf are a few examples of the types of things people are discussing on there. But the best thing it does is let you stay connected with people all over the world. Anyway, Facebook tells me I only have four friends at the moment. Surely that will change. Look me up on Facebook if you're there and add me to your friends list!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

She's Having a Baby!

Melanie, Erin, Emily, Kim and I hosted a shower for Rachel today. We had a blast! So much food, so many family and friends, and so many presents! I can't wait for this baby to get here. Audrie is going to be one spoiled little girl.

We started with some finger foods and some desserts.

And what's a baby shower without petit fors (or miniature cakes in USAmericanese) with Audrie's monogram and, of course, polka dots.

And some amazing blue punch made by Erin.

We used a clothesline theme for a lot of the decorations. All of these adorable little outfits were gifts from the hostesses.

We also had some photos of Rachel and Jamie and other family since she's been pregnant. It's neat to see how much her belly has grown in the last few weeks.

And, what's a shower without presents! The photo is a Kim Lowery original.This one's in honor of Jamie.I think one of the best/funniest items Rachel received was a Hooter Hider. Seriously, that's what they're called.

Jamie came over afterward and helped load the enormous amount of gifts into the car. A good hour was devoted to going through the loot and looking at all the great stuff they got. Check out Jamie's shirt!

Look out world! Audrie is making her debut in February.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Murphy's Law #128

The one clean pair of underwear you have is the one pair of underwear that decides to loose its elasticity the day you have to wear them.

Have you ever had one of those days where nothing went right? That has been today for me. I've been off schedule since I was sick yesterday, and I just haven't recovered. I was still very Jello-brained this morning (a side effect of the headache), so my cognitive abilities were a little hampered. Anyway, it took me a long time to get ready this morning; I couldn't decide which jeans I wanted to wear. Then I get to the office and realize what I've worn is too warm for the day since it's 70 degrees outside. As the morning went on, I discovered I had worn the wrong underwear: the pair I have on has decided it's too tired to stay put, and as I walked outside to the FedEx drop, drooped its way down to below my hips. I might as well have gone commando today. The elastic is shot. So, I guess that means I am going to get underwear for Christmas. Yahoo.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Post for Evan

I decided to stay home today because I woke up with a serious headache this morning. Nothing a few pills couldn't handle. But as I was trying to sleep it off, I got a text on my cell phone from Evan. He informed me that he was disappointed in my blogging efforts, because I wasn't giving him updated blogs to read at work. Well, considering I haven't posted since Friday, I crawled my way out of my sick bed and rushed to the computer, because Heaven knows no one needs Evan on their bad side. So Evan, this post of randomness is for you.




Random Thought #1
I love my car. I will have had my car for ten years the day after thanksgiving this year. Can you all believe I've had the Altima that long? I think I've had that car longer than I've known some of you; longer than some of you have even had driver's licences. Anyway, my car is a beautiful thing. It's always dirty on the outside, sometimes on the inside, and it has so much junk in the trunk I could hold a yard sale out of it. By the way, that is not a picture of my car, just an image. I've only had one major problem with it, but it was all fixed and back on the road. I think I rolled over 127,000 miles on it this week. If I ever get a real job and trade this one in, it's probably going to be on another Altima. I like cars I don't have to think about. Although, it probably won't be a black car; nothing against black cars, but I don't wash my car enough to have another black car.

Random Thought #2



Did you know that Ben Franklin wanted the symbol of our nation not to be the eagle but the wild turkey? You can read a letter from Franklin to his daughter here.




Random Thought #3

Do you know how hard it is to find a notary? How are you supposed to get a signature notarized if you don't know anyone who has paid the fee to be bonded by the state to notarize signatures. If I say I am who I am, shouldn't someone believe me until I've been proved not to be who I say I am?





My brain now hurts again. Thanks Evan.


And Go Hogs! Beat Tennessee!

Friday, November 2, 2007

Morbid Thought for the Day

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